My Cerebral Cortex hurts...




Let the truth be told...
Kunal Patel
Male
21
Chicago
Senior in College (Science major with Psychology minor)
Interests: To be your friend, writing stand-up comedy, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Disney Movies, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, nerdy pick-up lines, math, science, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, video games, food, X-Men, playing and watching sports, fantasy football, among other things

I am a God amongst ants, a Pokemon Master, an expert in Google searches, personal adviser to Queen Elizabeth II, Presidential Nominee in the 2028 Election, Consultant to Professor Charles Xavier and the X-Men, Appointed As Chief Warlock by the Wizengamot, recipient of Order of Merlin & Supreme Mugwump, Former member of the Fellowship of the Ring, 6 time NBA Champion and MVP, and an avid science fan



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since 10/8/2011

people are lost

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

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fuckmoxy:

d e a d

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but-kelso-nailed-your-sister:

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ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

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grooty had me like


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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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