My Cerebral Cortex hurts...




Let the truth be told...
Kunal Patel
Male
21
Chicago
Senior in College (Science major with Psychology minor)
Interests: To be your friend, writing stand-up comedy, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Disney Movies, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, nerdy pick-up lines, math, science, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, video games, food, X-Men, playing and watching sports, fantasy football, among other things

I am a God amongst ants, a Pokemon Master, an expert in Google searches, personal adviser to Queen Elizabeth II, Presidential Nominee in the 2028 Election, Consultant to Professor Charles Xavier and the X-Men, Appointed As Chief Warlock by the Wizengamot, recipient of Order of Merlin & Supreme Mugwump, Former member of the Fellowship of the Ring, 6 time NBA Champion and MVP, and an avid science fan



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since 10/8/2011

people are lost

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8 hours ago · 251,383 notes · originally from spongebob

liamstewrt:

AMY POND MEME;
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Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you, always. Sometimes I do worry about you though. I think once we’re gone you won’t be coming back here for awhile. And you might be alone. Which you should never be. Don’t be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived. And save a whale in outer space. Tell her, this is the story of Amelia Pond.  A n d  t h i s  i s  h o w  i t  e n d s .

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8 hours ago · 340 notes · originally from liamstewrt

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hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

I hate this

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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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fuckyeahdementia:

glitches in the matrix.

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