My Cerebral Cortex hurts...




Let the truth be told...
Kunal Patel
Male
21
Chicago
Senior in College (Science major with Psychology minor)
Interests: To be your friend, writing stand-up comedy, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Disney Movies, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, nerdy pick-up lines, math, science, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, video games, food, X-Men, playing and watching sports, fantasy football, among other things

I am a God amongst ants, a Pokemon Master, an expert in Google searches, personal adviser to Queen Elizabeth II, Presidential Nominee in the 2028 Election, Consultant to Professor Charles Xavier and the X-Men, Appointed As Chief Warlock by the Wizengamot, recipient of Order of Merlin & Supreme Mugwump, Former member of the Fellowship of the Ring, 6 time NBA Champion and MVP, and an avid science fan



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since 10/8/2011

people are lost

connivingwitch:


skrelp:

THIS IS SO SLY

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

connivingwitch:

skrelp:

THIS IS SO SLY

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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2 days ago · 131,480 notes · originally from skrelp

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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1 week ago · 685,985 notes · originally from wheelchair-warrior

teamcoco:

Christian Kirksey From “Madden NFL 15” Stops By

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teamcoco:

Christian Kirksey From “Madden NFL 15” Stops By


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