My Cerebral Cortex hurts...




Let the truth be told...
Kunal Patel
Male
21
Chicago
Senior in College (Science major with Psychology minor)
Interests: To be your friend, writing stand-up comedy, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Disney Movies, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, nerdy pick-up lines, math, science, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, video games, food, X-Men, playing and watching sports, fantasy football, among other things

I am a God amongst ants, a Pokemon Master, an expert in Google searches, personal adviser to Queen Elizabeth II, Presidential Nominee in the 2028 Election, Consultant to Professor Charles Xavier and the X-Men, Appointed As Chief Warlock by the Wizengamot, recipient of Order of Merlin & Supreme Mugwump, Former member of the Fellowship of the Ring, 6 time NBA Champion and MVP, and an avid science fan



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since 10/8/2011

people are lost

aparicium:

"I don’t have perfect teeth, I’m not stick thin. I want to be the person who feels great in her body and can say that she loves it and doesn’t want to change anything."

(Source: petrovawarrior, via jamespotterwasntaseeker)


1 day ago · 10,546 notes · originally from aparicium

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1 day ago · 674 notes · originally from lannistaaars

legolasmyegolas:

Guys, the six members of the group spell tumblr. 

Ted

Uterus

Marshall

Barney

Lily

Robin

(via courtesiren)


1 day ago · 1,984 notes · originally from legolasmyegolas

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

(Source: ellenatorss, via thegrimmgrimm)


1 day ago · 404,221 notes · originally from ellenatorss

blueshoesandbluemountains:

lobsterhateblog:

4gifs:

Crow unties shoe to try to steal pan. [video]

non-human animals are way more human than we give them credit for
intelligent
and entitled assholes

The corvidae (crows, ravens, magpies etc) are EXTREMELY smart. Also, tool-using. They adapt to living with humans extremely easy and of all birds, probably make the best pets, though that is extremely uncommon for some reason. However, they are also total assholes.

blueshoesandbluemountains:

lobsterhateblog:

4gifs:

Crow unties shoe to try to steal pan. [video]

non-human animals are way more human than we give them credit for

intelligent

and entitled assholes

The corvidae (crows, ravens, magpies etc) are EXTREMELY smart. Also, tool-using. They adapt to living with humans extremely easy and of all birds, probably make the best pets, though that is extremely uncommon for some reason. However, they are also total assholes.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ambootay)


1 day ago · 30,388 notes · originally from 4gifs

matthwcrawley:

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

(via ambootay)


1 day ago · 576,226 notes · originally from theflapofrabdolph

yankees:

Alfonso Soriano homers in style.

yankees:

Alfonso Soriano homers in style.

(via mlb)


1 day ago · 403 notes · originally from yankees

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

(via ambootay)


1 day ago · 75,307 notes · originally from smeagoled

bangingpatchouli:

somecreativedomain:

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

With hints of self-loathing and a deeply repressed finish

bangingpatchouli:

somecreativedomain:

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

With hints of self-loathing and a deeply repressed finish

(via frenchhornsforever)


1 day ago · 51,984 notes · originally from somecreativedomain

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via frenchhornsforever)


1 day ago · 345,470 notes · originally from quasidrome